Gan Karma ~ dating system (a good comedy)

NO.1
M: Do you want to eat tonight What the??
Woman: Yes, but it! ! If you do acridine.
M: to eat 麻辣烫 acridine.
Women: the weather? Hot. You want to die I'm hot ah??
M:? To eat boiled fish acridine. Haonai no La Fresh off.
Woman: I had two days before the first food, as well heat the solar eclipse.
M:? to eat Thai? or Korean barbecue good or bad? ?
women: all words? hot matter, Zhongyao I eat miles D?, you have the mood to listen to me about? frame!
M:? to POKKA good or bad? ? If the degree D SET DINNER are a few good food.
Female: POKKA lot of people, Do not want line
M:? Go? Ranked good or bad? ?
women: Do not want to eat? more than meat, good fat planes.
M: No one told you to eat the sun Strip, or? dish called Spaghetti Or other? have to stand
F:? microphone that ? Dizhu you call me? row, I do not even quasi-Wushi you eat.
M :...........
M:? Fresh Taiwan? good or bad?
Female: Taiwan? a lot of oil, a good fertilizer frame
M:? to eat porridge La
women: Do not eat porridge stomachs
M: Michael Dangdang or fried chicken ask the same. . Come
women: if all the heat slightly.
M:? sushi it?
Woman: I do not even eat sushi? chemise ralph lauren, Do you? Do not know planes.? just being trouble for sister .....
M: Why do not you do if you moncler manteaux, I Do not want recite La.
M: I? recite cannot tell you to eat what-if things first, you appear to serve the Lord D ritual!!!
M: Well? so hot for so fat, I? Chung Younie can recite the cannot eat.
F:?? heat,? fat acridine Well. . I make a mistake, Baa, their roots were to recite the cannot temper. Are you kidding ah you!!!
M: Oh .... willing to \?
Woman: Well. . All good, I want to eat curry noodles, fried? Son, Zhong Yao eat ice cream .. YEAH. To? Wait and .. GOGOGO
M: (heart recite) you are old and you smell a ghost and God ~ ~ Curry Well you hot?, fried dumplings Well hot?, Zhong Yao Chung-fat eating ice cream, then all the way .....

NO.2
? playground ten men Wugan ring roller coaster before ... women play any rides
: wow, it was exciting ah! I have to play nike air max! my favorite roller coaster Jiala play.
M: Well, I'm the Air you Wanla.
Woman: Why Yaodi I play this game, I assure you I am a person to play Jiala. You Zuomie Wuwan acridine acridine ~ ~ ~ you speak!!
M: Well I ... I'm scared acridine.
women: panic!  juicy couture handbags! If the town usually mess things up front never see you scared!!! You think? Degrees and women ye quack, you guess I'm not know ah.
M: I can not ah! really? scared ah! I fear overhead! have been surprised to see La.
Female: scared you a dead head, whether you have seen extraordinary roller coaster acridine da die? Do you have any old dog had men dare to play roller coaster acridine? Do you have ever seen to serve? money Wu Wan? people acridine? Do you have ever seen ......
M: was La La too! I play La!
F: ^ 3 ^
played once, scared women surfaces are buried ...
Green M: is ah! had really very fun! I play several times to slightly ~ ~ ~
women: crazy line stand you? Miles metamorphosis rack!! play a Well and play? many Zuomie ah!!
M:? that no imagination? shock, but also stimulate the microphone to play a few?.
women: pay attention you stupid. I want to buy? Food.
M:? you buy you, I play many times now lived?? you.
Female: play baa play. Well quasi-play. Do you want to take advantage of walking and female ja ma, you want to sit? Section shall ye female isolation play together Well, you want to play with ye laugh at me Wugan Well, you want to drag my time so I do not get to play the other? Ja ma ed hardy clothing, Do you want to put aside my ja ma ...
M :......
M: Wu Wan?. I began to think that the first call you to play your favorite play multiple ja ma.
Woman: I play by your house jumping the Air Italian machine, you play ball pools the Air Italy, China and Italy to play the Air you merry, sweet man you Amby ...
:......

NO.3
Male Escort Female? hall Diwan suddenly sets a good drama ... sad ......
Female Woman: I ask you ...
acridine M: baa ah?
Woman: Do you love love me?
M: Zuomie? ask?, you know aircraft.
women: three times the opportunity to serve you. One, two ...
M: love love ah, ah, ah Zuomie? Department of meters to fraud Jiao ah?
Female: teasing you a dead head ...
M :......
women: If you were to pick, you'd rather be dead you dead??
M: Well ...
female ritual answer was: One, two ...
M: I die juicy couture sale! !
a woman? recite? a while ...
female: you die! You die? Me a good microphone boring?! ! You die? Side of a pay rents, ah, ah side of a whole water pipes, while a batch of apples for me, ah, help me wash the bottom edge of a shirt and trousers, ah, you dead? Side of shrimp than me ah ... wow ~ ~ sorts. You dare to tightly ?...! !
Male :?...? you die La ...
Female: wow ... you just stillbirth, Gan you dare talk about death?. You? Microphone people? Aircraft. I usually vain? Tin you? Protect you? Care about you,? Take care of you ...
M: ... I already know to get point A are dead Jiala.
women: answer was do not attempt to gnaw your own thing ... together was dead microphone?.
die in ritual male :......( not talk about ah)

NO.4
night ....
women: get up ah ..!!
M: Zuomie ah ..??
women: Do you have to do to me Wuzhu????
M: No ah. Zuomie? asked ....
women: Do you have say ah ... stand fast.
M: I? No ah ... Night Ma Ma m noisy friends. good eye training ah.
F: Do you recognize a vortex Zhongwu ....!!
M: I think baa sister ...
Female: head first, obviously dreaming of you sitting with a second woman with a car buried rework ....
M :....... ............
M: I Wuwan La .. good eye training. How would you rate my training friends.
W: You say ah. whether ah?
M : ... no ah.
F: Do you prove me to serve the Air acridine ...
M: Point proven ah?
Female: You listen to rework acridine ...
m M: ...........
Woman: You listen to the river with me Do not turn work horse acridine ...
Male :........( you a Street Fight)